Special K Red Berries

Could it really possibly be
that they invented a cereal just for me?
A pretty girl is on the box
I must admit she's quite a fox.
And If I eat this twice a day
supposedly I can be this way
and work a dress, but not just that-
I'll drop about fifty pounds of fat
and find a man...it won't stop there
it will even help me grow my hair!

I can see her walking down the street
strutting to an awesome beat.
Just thankful that her Special K
has put her in those jeans today.
Who does that woman think she is
to outlaw flab and banish frizz?
Oh here she comes, she thinks she's fly
I'm going to glare when she comes by
for as far as my angry eye can see-
I take it back, it's only me!